STRAY KIDS MEMBER PROFILE (unhelpful ver.)

nxt2han:

— as written by me;; a hoe stan

ok so i decided that id do my own take on these dorks profiles for new comers :))

hello, welcome, have a seat, tea? 

theres so much denim here wow

BANG CHAN / CHRIS not byung chan amen

  • CaRINg LeAdER 
  • born in sydney australia m8
  • ½ aussi line
  • trained for 7 years jyp unlocked the dungeon rip and trained with twice and got7 
  • featured in twice’s ooh ahh m/v as a zombie and in a miss A m/v aswell
  •  “welcome to cHANs kITchEN”
  • his nicknames given to him by the members are kangaroo and koala hyung
  • role models include ahem drake, ronaldo and his dad sob aN actual sweetie
  • is 1/3 of 3RACHA under the name CB97
  • TRIPLE THREAT;; can sing, rap aND dance amazingly
  • A GREAT DAD
  • loves his members from the heart of his bottom im so soft for him nadendhdhdiwdwubf
  • such bf material amiright ladies and gents 
  • meme mode activated 24/7
  • NEEDS SLEEP 

KIM WOOJIN

  • the oldest = the cuddliest
  • an actual bear literally his nickname
  • trained in sment for a year with nct members sm you done fucked up
  • VOCALS FOR DAYYSYYSGBAS
  • studied in SOPA
  • was accepted to train in sm and fantagio but chose jyp the fashion icon
  • a bruno mars stan
  • his ideal type is someone charming hit him up
  • a chicken enthusiast 
  • lowkey weird but i love it
  • underappreciated pls stan my baby ;((

LEE MINHO

  • eliminated on the show bUT ONLY BECAUSE JYP IS AN ASSHAT
  • please dont remember him as one that got eliminated it has no reflection on his talent (that goes for felix aswell)
  • 1/3 dance line
  • was a backup dancer with BTS on the wings tour YES HES THE HANDSOME ONE WE WERE ALL OBSESSED WITH
  • a savage
  • “if there isnt enough food we’ll just eliminate some members”
  • hes an only-child 
  • joined jype in 2017 and trained for the least amount of time out of the rest of the group
  • created the iconic choreo for hellevator TUN TUNTUN 
  • bundle boi
  • he has that thing where you are both left and right handed …?? halp im dumb
  • a cutie scared of heights protect him at all costs
  • has a habit of cracking his fingers when jyp walks in cough cough

KIM SEUNGMIN 

  • vocals !!!11!!1!!!!!!
  • lived in LA bro in the 4th grade idk what age that is im not american sorry so hes fluent in english
  • the members nicknamed him snail bahah
  • he looks so much like woopil from day6 its a conspiracy 
  • he got 2nd place at the jyp 2016, 13th recruitment audition 
  • writes in his training journal everyday and never misses commitment level;; seungmin
  • a hyped ass day6 fan
  • A CLEAN BOI
  • adorably quiet
  • his laugh is all i care for

HWANG HYUNJIN

  • 1/3 dance line
  • has got moves hunni
  • invented visuals
  • like bro hes so good looking what
  • currently a SOPA student 
  • a great rapper lemme put that out there 
  • A D O R A B L E scrunches his nose when he gets shy 
  • a got7 jinyoung fanboiiii
  • THE BIGGEST SAVAGE who is really good at english dont ya know
  • members call him jinnie this shit too cute
  • a tol bean

SEO CHANGBIN 

  • binnie binnie changbinnie an aegyo king
  • 1/3 3RACHA and goes by the name spearb
  • loves dark cough is actually a huge softie
  • recently graduated congrats binnie
  • im living for his fricking undercut broooooo 
  • this is the point where i lost all the gifs and a lot of writing and was kinda done with life tbh
  • thinks that the gloomy, dark concept fits him best
  • is an emo lil sh1t on the inside
  • CHANGLIX // CHANGPIL..?
  • an amazing rapper tm
  • maaAAaaAaAaatryoshkA

LEE FELIX call him yongbok and he’ll cut you

  • “g’day m8 im from sydney australia”
  • ½ aussi line
  • CHANGLIX // CHANGPIL
  • voice as deep as my love for my mutuals very
  • ONION
  • hates scary things
  • he isnt a fan of spicy foods
  • he was eliminated on the show bc jyp is an inconsiderate frick he isnt fully fluent in korean
  • BuT Hes dOInG GrEAt SWeETy 
  • bro korean is hard 
  • but he came back on ep9 with minho and now here we are again with ot9
  • 1/3 dance line
  • he learned to dance by himself at home woah talent
  • a meme lord lemme tell chu

HAN JISUNG

  • 1/3 3RACHA using the name j.one
  • YOU SO FCKIN PRECIOUS WHEN YOU SM-
  • a living reaction meme
  • a silly lil squirl
  • he lived and studied in Malaysia 
  • speaks fluent english and knows a lil malay 
  •  a cheesecake enthusiast and just wants to try every flavour give this boi his dream please
  • like movies especially horror 
  • trained at D.E.F. academy
  • an incheon prince
  • this boy is so cute like he cried once listening to ‘for you’ by 3RACHA jnddbsahbsdheabebjfwjgvfgdbdwehfb im so soft for him help

YANG JEONGIN 

  • maknaeeeeeee
  • the cutest bean oml
  • protect him at all costs
  • his braces are andhbhhbhsdngdf adorable
  • wanted to be a kindergarten teacher 
  • so many nicknames bc he is so loved by the members 
  • like so loved 
  • everyone loves to cuddle him
  • most loved maknae in kpop i swear
  • aNYWHO 
  • nicknames; our maknae, dessert fox, bean worm & spoon worm yang 
  • just bc hes the youngest and hella adorable doesnt mean he isnt super talented 
  • he thinks he isnt a good dancer but he is lemme tell ya
  • please give him lots of compliments and support bc it boosts his confidence and makes him a happy lil bean sprout
  • hes a SOPA student 
  • hes really shy and hella lovable 
  • his smile nsanjsnajsdygebjasgdsgh please stan 
I learned the hard way that I cannot always count on others to respect my feelings - even if I respect theirs. Being a good person doesn’t guarantee that others will be good people. You only have control over yourself and how you choose to be as a person. As for others, you can only choose to accept them or walk away.
― (via purplebuddhaquotes)

ousia-poetica:

image

You

You are tenderness
and also honesty.

You are sky,
soil and sea.

You are fire
and also freedom.

You are air,
light and peace.

You are world,
simplicity and inmensity.

You are infinite
and also eternity.

You are harmony,
courage and certainty.

You are life
and much more.

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Sen

Sen hassasiyetsin
ve ayrıca dürüstlük.

Sen gökyüzüsün,
toprak ve deniz.

Sen ateşsin
ve ayrıca özgürlük.

Sen havasın,
ışık ve barış.

Sen dünyasın,
basitlik ve yoğunluk.

Sen sonsuzsun,
ve ayrıca sonsuzluk.

Sen uyumlusun,
cesaret ve kesinlik.

Sen hayatsın..
ve daha fazlası.

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TU

Tu eres ternura
y también sinceridad.

Tu eres cielo,
tierra y mar.

Tu eres fuego
y también libertad.

Tu eres aire,
luz y paz.

Tu eres mundo,
simpleza e inmensidad.

Tu eres infinito
y también eternidad.

Tu eres armonía,
valentía y seguridad.

Tú, eres vida…
y mucho más.

                            - Ousía Poética (cc)

When I see the moon,
I think of you.

Because in some ways,
I am like the moon
As the result of you.

You are my sun;
You glow so brightly,
So warm and fulfilling.

And at night,
When you wander astray,
I reflect your light to earth.

Our chemistry
Results in day and night,
The turning of the tides
Warmth and coolness.

I love you
Like the moon loves the sun;
Like the tide loves the shore.

Pure and never ending.

― Ashley Louise (via rainismycomfort)
Anonymous:

Is it weird to stay friends with an ex who cheated on you... does it show a lack of self worth?

mjalti:

It shows a lack of integrity & a low self esteem, in my opinion. And honestly, why would you want to be friends with someone who has proven that they don’t care about you? Because you either harbor feelings for them or you feel like you have no one else you can turn to. Either way, remaining close to that person isn’t ever going to bring you the type of answers you want.

Anonymous:

Is it weird to stay friends with an ex who cheated on you... does it show a lack of self worth?

mjalti:

It shows a lack of integrity & a low self esteem, in my opinion. And honestly, why would you want to be friends with someone who has proven that they don’t care about you? Because you either harbor feelings for them or you feel like you have no one else you can turn to. Either way, remaining close to that person isn’t ever going to bring you the type of answers you want.

Anonymous: I'm taking a year off of school right now (more by necessity than choice) and all of these back to school posts are killing me! I miss it so much. I'm trying to branch out, learn new skills and read a lot of books to keep my mind going but I'm still worried that I'm not going to be as smart when I get back to school and I'll fail out of my physics major. I even miss homework. All of my friends are prepping to go back to school and I'm so jealous. And worst of all I dont know what to do about it.

hufflepuffwannabe:

Something not a lot of people know about me is that I took a year off after my first year of college (and now thousands of people know, and that’s okay!). It was such an important year for me. I was in recovery. I grew a lot emotionally. I learned a lot. Matured. Worked a lot. Had fun…It was well worth it and rich in experiences that traditional schooling couldn’t offer. I want you to keep that in mind when you’re feeling jealous of your friends who are going back to school. They’re going to miss out on what you’ll have going on.

You’ll start feeling better once you have a plan. I highly, highly recommend getting a job (even if you can afford not to have one). It will give you a regular schedule, teach you skills, socialize you, give you new encounters and experiences, and compensate you with money. Money is freedom. You can buy yourself things, which are nice to have, or experiences, like travel abroad. Or you could visit your friends at school!

Part of the plan will also be keeping your mind sharp and your self disciplined. Literally create a schedule of courses for yourself. Use Khan Academy. It’s totally free, and you can learn pretty much anything, including standardized test prep. Buy yourself a planner, and structure your time. I cannot emphasize this enough. If you don’t, it will just slip away. Make yourself a learning routine, and stick to it.

Now would be a great time for you to learn a foreign language! You can also take on personal projects, like writing a screenplay, making podcasts, or learning to cook Korean food! Also consider volunteering or getting involved in activism. Your time is valuable to others too!

I wish you the best of luck. I’m still here for you if you need someone to talk to about it. Send another ask or DM me.